The Day My Space Chimp Was Discovered

It all started in 1989 when I was sitting at home watching “Mork and Mindy” when all of a sudden there was a loud explosion outside. I jumped up from the couch. When I got out to my back yard all I saw was charcoal black smoke and grass flying everywhere. The smell burned my nose and made my eyes water. Before too long everything was back to normal…Well pretty much back to normal there was just a lot of grass missing and a huge spaceship in its place but that’s not unusual. As I turned to go back inside (I was going to call NASA) the shuttle opened! I was preparing myself for what was about to happen when out came a three foot chimpanzee. I started to laugh I thought I was dreaming. I was not when I pinched myself it hurt a lot. I wanted to run away but my feet were pulling me closer to this UCO (Unidentified Crashed Object.) I got to the thing and the Chimp told me his name, “My name is Davis. I come here from Planet Huroshagga. Please do not be afraid.” I stepped back and invited him into my yard. About thee week’s later Davis and I were becoming close friends. Davis learned my name and was now opening up to me and telling me all about him and why he left his home. “I come from a long line of royalty but my mother was not in love with the man her parents set her up with. Where I come from royalty have arranged marriages. When she was out in town she ran into a poor ripped up chimp and fell in love. That ripped up poor chimp is my father. Mom’s parents were so mad that they kicked her out. I was always a curious chimp and so I left late one night and went to find my evil grandparents. When I returned my parents were waiting. I started to tell them what I was doing but they didn’t want to hear it. My dad was really mad at me, and I didn’t know what to do, so I loaded my ship and left.” I was so out of it I didn’t hear the knock at my door. When I finally did I got up and looked through my peephole. I had to find a place to hide Davis because it was the BNASA(Bad NASA.) I took him to my hidden room and locked him up in there. After I made it clear to him that he needed to be quite I went into my room and made it look like I was sleeping. “Hello what can I do for you?” I asked when I answered the door. “Are you Milly?” they asked. I nodded. “We hear you are harboring an illegal alien that could be dangerous. Can we come in and take a look?” When they were searching near the room I became real nervous but did my best not to let it show. When they started to leave Davis came out and started to freak out. They ran toward him but I stopped them. I was sad that I had nothing I could do to save him now, I made him a promise and I will keep it. I told the BNASA that he would be leaving tomorrow to go back to Huroshagga. To this day though he still lives in that little room, and I still live there protecting him and keeping my life long promise.

What you just read was a fictional story.